guitar wankage

Excessive shredding, self-absorbed guitar soloing, or devotion to nerdy, technical aspects about guitars; also owning or fantasizing about extremely expensive equipment designed to make one feel better about oneself as a guitar player.

I went into guitar center the other day, but the guitar wankage was so over the top I had to clean my ears out with a q-tip.

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Air Guitar

Air Guitar = Masturbation

Matthew: Stewart Stop air guitaring.
Stewart: IM cracking out a proper good solo:D

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percussive guitar

A sub genre of fingerstyle guitar in which one uses the body of the acoustic guitar to create percussive noises, effects, and recreate drum kit sounds.

Andy McKee's song 'Drifting' caused a spike in the popularity of percussive guitar.

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Guitar fluffer

An assistant during a rock concert, whose job is to tune up each of the guitars and hand them to the guitarist (headliner) on stage during the concert.

As in porn films, the fluffer's job is to get the performer ready for action.

Stephen Stills performance maintained a lively, steady pace, using several different guitars. He played several styles of music. He handed off his guitar to the guitar fluffer, who gave him the appropriate instrument for the song, tuned and ready.

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guitar penis

When a girl pulls your pubic hair and plays them like a guitar.

I'm gonna play the guitar penis hard tonight

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[Guitar Kid]

The kid you always see walking around with his guitar. Ripping away on his down time while others walk by in awe.

Other names are "Kid with the guitar", "Prodigy", "Zakk"

"Hey, Guitar Kid" "He's prodigy!" "Actually, his name is Zakk"

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Vein guitar

When a man twangs the veins on his cock. Generally playing with the veins on a cock.

Derek loved to play the vein guitar, he practically lived for it.

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