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James is the pinnacle of a bad boy. He is loved by every girl, and he wears his blazer during summer. He is always prepared to just kiss someone he's just ready. What do you do with your free time. Oh my god stop. James is the kind of guy to search up random challegnes on urban dictionary like the mum challenge. We all know a James we love, we all know a James we hate, we all know a James we would kiss, we all know a James we would kill, we all know a James we would hook up with in the back of a movie theatre and then he would break up with you and it would suck. Sorry. The point is we all know alot of James, it's a common name, it's hard not to know one. Some James are f-boys, some aren't it is hard to tell until your sleeping with them.
Thank you.
Btw ily James ♡♡♡♡♡♡
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Fuckin badass best minecraft player in the world. The botched be line up to see him. Best builder and redstone on the world. Know as grumbo .
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A man with a biblical dick, the penis so good it’s been around for thousands of years. So good you name any child well gifted (if you know what I mean).
Did you see that james over there, must be gifted down under.
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James is a nikka who is nice, has good eyes. James gets all the bad bitches and is most likely to take to bitch. James also wears black air forces and can fuck you up.
Boy #1: Bro Vanessa broke with me
Boy #2: What happened?
Boy #1: James beat my ass and Vanessa left me for him
Boy #2: Stay single bc James will steal all ya bitches
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The most loyal person who you’d ever know and is very romantic. James also is the friend who loves to haveDoritos and mouton dew and easily hit trick shots. James usually has 7+ Inches of penis to bless a lady with.
“James blessed his lady with his 7 inch penis”
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Stinky, clingy, scavenger like creature. Can often be found trying to fit in with the rest of society, but failing. Always mistakes excessive use of “fuck” and “cunt” as being comedic. Can be detected from miles away by the stench of its unbathed body and unwashed clothes. Any sandwich devoured by a James must be squished flat repeatedly between his dirty booger picks. Is also excluded from group events to avoid mass chaos that will be unleashed from the consumption of alcohol.
Person1: Whats that god awful stench
Person2: That would be James
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extremely large dick (which he has a 4 foot long armoured case for), abs and biceps; oh yeah dont forget the triceps. he is constantly followed by a cults-worth of women who stick to him like iron filings on a magnet. has loads of girlfiriends and they all know about each other but decide to share him because he is just too good to have on your own. enemies include: teddy of gaycurlyhairland, jake, lord of pigeons, joseph of the rabbits XDDDDD, eugene the saltsmith, daohui of ching chong and alex of glasses XDDDDD. most likely to invite to a dinner party: casey neistat, keemstar and ksi.
Hot Woman 1: Are you worshipping James tonight?
Hot Woman 2: Wouldn't miss it for the world
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