Jordan

Jordan (n)- The act of signing out without responding to a question relating to a person's phone number.

this usally happens when someone hits alt F4 to avoid answering the question, equal to being rejected.

person A "I was talking to sally last night and right as i asked her nymber, she pulled a jordan!"
person B "haha serves you right, you creeper."

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jordan

carmel colored piece of shit!
who sucks dick for a living
and his fat nasty indian girlfriend jess is a SLUTTTTT....

Hey! look that kid is carmal colored, not black, he must be a Jordan!

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A whore's hat trick.

Step 1. Find three guys who know each other and each have a girlfriend.

Step 2. Screw each guy without his girlfriend finding out.

Step 3. Make sure none of the guys know they all screwed the same girl.

Clara was pulling a Jordan on Mark, Jeff, and Joey, until Mark's girl caught on and tagged Clara's car "SLUT".

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Dookie. otherwise known as poop.
a man whose dookie smells so bad it calls for a complete evacuation of the premises.

"oh there is dookie boy jordan... "

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(n.) 1. a quality attributed to jews who happen to be particularly attractive and smart
2. something associated with blatant agenda pushing

Pat: I must say, that jewish boy certainly has semitic-good looks. If I wasn't so confused about my sexuality, I would swear he was Jordan.

Steve: Did you see Helen write the URL of her website everywhere, never has there been such a shameful Jordan.
Colleen: yes, the only Christian thing to do is to give her a scarlet letter and force an elfish toddler on her as punishment for her sins.

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this is a word that is derived from the latin roots jor whitch means man, and dan which means lady. thus when the two are used together u get man-lady

look at that chick... she is such a jordan

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Hottie! But kinda an idiot! White guy that can pull of being a nigger or even a cowboy ! Pretty good singer ! nice guy ! Has a rough mustache :/ (one I would like to wax off!) Haha likes to party! Has a nice car , saves me and my friend when we're stranded in the city and takes us home! Cutest little sister! :P plays hockey! And has some really annoying habits! But all over pretty nice guy! Haha

Jordan's a fag! :)

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