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1. Imagration police that have their eyes peeled for ilegal immigrants, mainly Mexicans.
2. If yelled in rapid succesion, it can be used to strike fear into the hearts of Mexicans, usually resulting in them running for the border.
1. *knocking at the door or barn*
Mexican1-Eh ese get the door.
Mexican2-Sure ese.
*opens door*
Migra-Put your h....
Mexican1-¡La migra La migra!¡Corre
Corre corre! ¡Ay AY AY AY AY!
Mexican2 - ¡Corre corre! ¡AY AY!
Mexican3 to Mexican87-¡MIERDA!¡Corre!
*Mexicans scatter in all directions*
2. Land Owner- Ok, that's enough
strawberry picking for today boys
Mexican- But we need over time
so we can support our families
Land Owner- LA MIGRA, LA MIGRA, LA
LA MIGRA!!!!!!!
Mexican- ¡¿Donde?! ¡Corre corre!
Mexican2- ¡Corre para la frontera,
Corre para tu vida!! (Run for the
border, run for your life)
*dozens of mexicans migrate as fast
as possible back to Mexico*
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A woman, whose awesomeness and attractiveness, is only surpassed by her ability to consume copious quantities of vodka coke and party on ‘til daybreak.
That La Slosha, man...
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La manuela; masturbating, jerking off, playing with one's self.
Te haces la manuela por las noches?
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The La Parka is a sexual maneuver in which one person (the giver) anally penetrates his partner (the receiver). He then proceeds to grasp receiver's anus ring and pull it over said receiver's head (like a rain parka). He then dances like former pro wrestler La Parka.
I am sore this morning because my partner blessed me with the La Parka last night. Plus, now I have this handy dandy rain repellent hood.
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A tourist place that has a lot to do away from the resort area but not many tourists actually do.
Wow, I didn't realize Honolulu was so much like Las Vegas.
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Pretty boring city in its self. There are so many druggies at Crescenta Valley High School that it made it on the LA news. There are some positive things about La Crescenta though. The main one being the fact that its not too far from the beach and its close to a lot of cities that aren't as boring. So basically, as long as you have a car, its an ok place to live. Kids who don't have a license will often take the bus to Montrose or the Glendale Galleria.
P.S. Beware of the kids from Rosemont Middle School. They are FREAKS.
I can't wait to get a car! Then I can get out of La Crescenta whenever i want!
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