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Leah Motherfucking Goddamn Tolle, the cunt herself
Me: Dude why tf does she walk like that
Sarah: Cause shes the letter C!
Me: Yeah! like that whale Leah!
You gotta wonder what kind of people would buy a break up letter, even if it was the original. It doesn't seem like something the CIA would have any interest in, and most people don't have much, if any, interest in a conversation between two people they don't know, financial or otherwise.
Guy- I've been trying to get a few more break up letters to add to my collection at home, do you have anything like that?
Girl- Yea, actually I do, this one here is 700 dollars.
Guy- Sure, okay that's just what I had in mind.
A Shit letter is when you shit in some mail and send it to somebody.
I sent a shit letter to my friend after he made fun of me
A "juicy" missive regarding da queen's alabaster-colored thighs, written to her by a secret lover and then stolen by the Chief Minister in order to blackmail her with it.
The local Prefect and his men had been searching for a long time for the pearlloined letter, yet the wise 'n' wily private detective C. Auguste Dupin was able to find it in just a few minutes by clever deductive reasoning and accurate assessment of the Minister's personality.
A piece of toilet paper that has maximized the area available to collect fecal matter.
I left Blake a presidential letter to thank him for the bturd he left in the toilet bowl.