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Hilarious actor who's best known for his role as Chandler in the Sitcom Friends, but has also starred in films alongside Bruce Willis, Salma Hayek, Liz Hurley, River Phoenix, Chris Farley, Neve Campbell... the list goes on.
Who's the funny one in Friends? Oh yeah, Matthew Perry.
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America's number one Barack Obama stalker.
Cop 1: What the fuck is that in the grassy knoll?
Cop 2: That's just Chris Matthews jerking off as Obama's Limo passes the crowd.
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The best person on earth Matthew the player also known as aka.mr steal your girl has HUGE 9.5 inch biceps try me he will fight lions grizzly bears and your nan loves a succulent pastry known as a jaffa cake he once lost a tooth to a protein bar he's a proper hard lad don't mess with him is a billionaire trillionare *it's how he stole your girl * he's a whopping GIANT height of a staggering 4foot 10inches don't mess with a Matthew or he will steal your girl freind FWI.he can also drop a sick beats .
Matthew the player is A slang term / name for a person who is very attractive and likes Marta cakes.and who s got bulging biceps and an extremely tall height
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How I figure it, "The Matthews Bridge" is the one in jacksonville Florida. As Fred says, "Im a red necked f**ker from jacksonville" "Take him to the matthews bridge"...means go and throw him off this huge bridge presumably?
Or a bridge is a musical step, Fred just calls this the matthews bridge as in someone saying "Take it to the bridge"
Hope this helps.
"Take him to the matthews bridge"
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1. Matthew James Bellamy, 29
2. Singer/songwriter/guiatrist/keyboardist of the best British band currently making music, Muse. Has a fantasic, energetic, spastic stage presence. His music makes people dance. Has a strange obsession with aliens and conspiracy theories. Quite intelligent and creative. Atheist, but has no problem with religion. He has cool style and awesome spiky hair. Can play guitar and piano like a motherfucker. He wears nice shoes and does magic mushrooms. He has the best attitude towards drugs possible. Probably the most talented musically of any band frontman around currently. Quite pretty.
3. Synonym for fantastic and brilliant in Brazil.
4. Conspiracy-theorist.
5. BLUE EYES!!!!!!
6. Fantastic Songwriter.
7. Synonym for a classy musician who won't name names in the press unlike that douchebag Noel Gallagher.
1. Matthew James Bellamy, 29, is brilliant
2. MATTHEW BELLAMY IS THE SHIT!!
3. You're like, sooooo Matthew Bellamy right now.
4. You are quite a Matthew Bellamy, you know?
5. WHOA LOOK AT YOUR MATTHEW BELLAMYS!!! YOU HAVE BIGGER MATTHEW BELLAMYS THAN CILLIAM MURPHY!!!
6. I think Paul McCartney is quite a Matthew Bellamy, actually
7. Good for you, Adam Lazzara, being a Matthew Bellamy like that.
Why can't Lily Allen be more like Matthew Bellamy?
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the sexiest man on the entire planet
known for his role as neil caffrey on white collar and his role as bryce larkin in chuck.
i watched white collar last night.
MATTHEW BOMER IS A FUCKING GOD.
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Bit of a cock really. Usually looks like Frodo from the Lord of The Rings. He will make inappropriate jokes and be a fuckwit.
He's a bit of a Matthew COCKs ayyyyyy.
Frodo: hey matthew cox you look like me
Matthew: You're right ayyyyyy