Mitchell Earl is an overdose of charm, wit, and fun. Even the greatest of extroverts become introverts around a Mitchell Earl. He will buy gifts of flowers and food, always with smile, and sometimes from Trader Joe's. Be careful not to end up on the wrong side of a joke though, it'll quickly turn into a roast! When he's not the obvious magnet of attention in a room, he peacefully relaxes to watching movies, tv shows, or listening to NPR.
"Yo, have you met Mitchell Earl?"
"Of course! Who hasn't met Mitchell Earl?"
Mitch is a vary tall hot dude and man is his cock big he can really hit the spots too if your a girl you need to sleep with Mitch cause he’s nice with it Mitch is also known for taking in the butt for fun
I wish I could sleep with Mitchell b
Someone’s Baby Mother who Has Daddy Issues and isn’t 99.9% safe also wears diapers
How yours life going ?
Eh it’s really Murphy-Mitchell
fatass whale who can only hurt people by sitting on them. His fake ass whale ass will never have friends.My name cash a woo-woo!
Oh look its fatass cash mitchell!
When the idiot loser from high school says something so dumb everyone who hears it becomes less intelligent
Yea, Trevor sure pulled a Mitchell Perron when he said his dick hurt because his boyfriend bit it again
When a man puts his unwashed penis through the stretched out earlobe of another person
I gave my girlfriend a smeggy Mitchell last night
Usually not hung
Scared of older women but usually sexually attracted to young people
Means the same as peado
"your actual such a mitchell phillips"