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Mitchell Earl

Mitchell Earl is an overdose of charm, wit, and fun. Even the greatest of extroverts become introverts around a Mitchell Earl. He will buy gifts of flowers and food, always with smile, and sometimes from Trader Joe's. Be careful not to end up on the wrong side of a joke though, it'll quickly turn into a roast! When he's not the obvious magnet of attention in a room, he peacefully relaxes to watching movies, tv shows, or listening to NPR.

"Yo, have you met Mitchell Earl?"

"Of course! Who hasn't met Mitchell Earl?"

by fambamthankyoumam November 23, 2021


Mitchell b

Mitch is a vary tall hot dude and man is his cock big he can really hit the spots too if your a girl you need to sleep with Mitch cause he’s nice with it Mitch is also known for taking in the butt for fun

I wish I could sleep with Mitchell b

by Owenp123 July 10, 2019


Murphy-Mitchell

Someone’s Baby Mother who Has Daddy Issues and isn’t 99.9% safe also wears diapers

How yours life going ?

Eh it’s really Murphy-Mitchell

by Yeagotchushorty June 2, 2022


Cash mitchell

fatass whale who can only hurt people by sitting on them. His fake ass whale ass will never have friends.My name cash a woo-woo!

Oh look its fatass cash mitchell!

by 𝓑𝓲𝓰 𝓑𝓸𝓲 March 26, 2019


Mitchell Perron

When the idiot loser from high school says something so dumb everyone who hears it becomes less intelligent

Yea, Trevor sure pulled a Mitchell Perron when he said his dick hurt because his boyfriend bit it again

by DanielleSmithistrash July 10, 2023


smeggy mitchell

When a man puts his unwashed penis through the stretched out earlobe of another person

I gave my girlfriend a smeggy Mitchell last night

by Intigo_montaya October 7, 2021


Mitchell Phillips

Usually not hung

Scared of older women but usually sexually attracted to young people

Means the same as peado

"your actual such a mitchell phillips"

by eudhwuiedhuiq April 17, 2018