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Ew you look like a naked mole rat
Ew you look like a naked mole rat
A being that just by looking at him, strikes fear in men and women alike, simply because of his unrivaled amount of virginity. You do not want to cross paths with this man, because his pathetic willpower to live will spread towards you and your whole bloodline...affecting every aspect of their lives for generations, making them worthless pathetic beings that are just...just virgins for life.
Naked Mole Rat: Hi, you watch JOJO?
Random Gungalar: Uhhh UHHHHH waaa...AAHHHHHHHHH WHY ARE YOU SUCH A VIRGIN....GET IT OFF OF ME, AAAHHHHHHHHH
A cigarette smoking carnivore most likely seen in the bushes or trying to avoid work somewhere in a portapotty most commonly known as a "willhite" digs in buttock daily, red headed and freckle faced, makes good friend
Younder in the brush lies a naked mole rat in its natural habitat
Our true overlords may the naked mole-rat religion always be with you.
“And here we have the Naked Mole-Rat what a perfect specimen for a new overlord”
a person who will break your heart, someone who will give up and throw all your memories in the bin. He is not a great kisser and isn’t great during sex.
he’ll more likely get you pregnant within the first 39seconds he doesn’t like condoms and wanks every second of the day
That feeling when Ashlee can’t spell
Damn she purple on my nut till I mole aka purple nut mole