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a musical moshpit of pure awesomeness
Straight out of Montgomery Texas
Monday, Wednesday, Friday
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Monkey Monday's is the start of the week where women post or share selfies of their vaginas online all day Monday for ratings.
Karen is always post videos on Pornhub and Xvideos of her masturbating with cucumber on Monkey Monday's
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A day made up by closeted gay men who aren't ready to fully come out, but are also incapable of masking their homoerotic desires for more than 6 days a week.
Oh my gawd, you have you seen that dude's body? I totally beat off to him today -- no homo, though, because it's man crush Monday!
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On monday shine day (aka every monday)is when you have to talk to your crush or interact with him/her. THIS IS YOUR TIME TO SHINE!!!!! make this day count, its only once a week:)
Monday Shine Day was put to good use today!!!!
You’ve rested up and are ready to get some work done, the day of productivity and smarts.
Person 1: I’ve been amping up my exercise
Person 2: For non-intensive exercise, why don’t you just incorporate it into your daily life?
Person 1: I guess they don’t lie when they call it Big Brain Monday
In parody of "No-Nut November" and its rise in popularity in 2017, "Moan More Monday" is an event starting on the first Monday , in which you moan until completion in a quantity in relation to the date.
yo bro its moan more monday lets moan together
Today is the day when you kiss your boyfriend! Go out there and do it! Especially if his name starts with R.
Girlfriend: Do you know what day it is?
Boyfriend: no why
Girlfriend: It’s Monday, November 11th! 😉😏
Boyfriend: omg I love you!