Burnsy's Mum

If a mother is called burnsy's mum, they are being seriously paid out. This word is in honor of Burnsy's Mum, who was retarded, had a mono brow, was extremely ugly, and yelled out really loud things in public in her strange retarded language

Holy Shit, your mum is Burnsy's Mum

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toorak mum

someone who drives rangrovers and fucks them with strap-ons like in nichs msn picture

chloe

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ya mum

A really lame comeback, for people who can't think of a decent one in time. Was very popular for a time, but now has died down. These comebacks are related to the "Yo Mama" jokes which are just as bad.

Person 1 - Go fuck yourself.
Person 2 - Ya mum...ummm...yeah! Ya mum fucks herself, hahaha wasn't that awesome guys, Burn Person 1!

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Yer Mum

One annoying line invented by Tony Walsh (aka TDW) which was variation of yo mamma but with an British style to it. It also makes you feel like an idiot saying it as well.

Also managed to appear on Kerrang's Trash Idol.

Yer mum! Yer mum! Yer mum! Yer mum! Yer mum! Yer mum! Yer mum! Yer mum! Yer mum! Yer mum! Yer mum! Yer mum! Yer mum! Yer mum! Yer mum! Yer mum! Yer mum! Yer mum! Yer mum! Yer mum! Yer mum! Yer mum! Yer mum! Yer mum! Yer mum! Yer mum! Yer mum! Yer mum! Yer mum! Yer mum!

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ya mum

The corner worker that guy slept with last night ;)

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Your Mum

Very versatile. Can be used in any situation with varying levels of effectiveness. Quite derogatory and must be said with caution. Always have guard up when said to strangers.

Very off-putting towards opposition in sporting competition.

Must never be said in front of own Mother

Can be used in an appropriate way.... Sometimes

Example 1 - "Your Mum eats dog biscuits and wears Army boots!"

Example 2 - Person 1 - "Hey areshole"

Person 2 - "Your Mums arsehole"

Example 3 - Person 1 -"Where are we staying tonight friend?"

Person 2 -"Your mums mate"

Person 1 -"Sounds Good!"

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your mum

A defence mechanism in any slightly confrontational situation that can either be hilarious if used in an innovative way or make you look like a complete idiot (hence the phrase being common place with chavs and other nonentities).
# please a your mum joke can only be humourous if you use a mocking voice to show that you are merely taking the mick out of someone who would use sucha phrase and think it were hilarious (i.e. a nonentity)

reasonably good use of the phrase-
fred: 'my word it is hot today'
george: 'so was your mum last night after i roasted her over the table (alright, gigidy gigidy!)' #said in a mockingly moronic tone

bad use of the phrase-
Ben:'did i here you got an E in english language Lewis?'
Lewis: 'your mum (wayyyyyyyyy)' #said in a hereditary moronic tone

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