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1-sexy ass lead singer of fall out boy(:
2-chunky to a certain extent(:
3-gorgeous :DDD
4-see amazing (:
5-the best.damn.thing.
^^^
ferr suree
Patrick- Hey yoo girl from corn field town, ohio... wanna see my backstage pass?
Carli- of course Patrick Stump:)
<<we then prceed to the bedroom where I proceed to faint after Patrick Stump shows me his spiffy mic. *wink,wink*>>
(:
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An famous astronomer who happens to play the xylophone.
Patrick moore plays the xylophone, P-P-P-P-P-P-Patrick.
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To continue to smoke and drink through cancer treatment and act like nothing is wrong with you.
Didn't you quit smoking when you were going through chemo?
Honey, I Patrick Swayzed my way through that shit.
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When Man Number One (M#1) shits on Man Number Two's (M#2) testicles and Man Number Three (M#3) puts his mouth over M#2's shit-covered balls and then M#1 sucks on M#3's asshole hard enough to get the shit off of M#2's balls, through M#3's body, and into his own mouth.
Evan: Dude, your Dad used to ride the family dog? That's weirder than the Patrick Vacuum!
Kyle: No it's not.
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Sitting on the toilet while defecating and vomiting into a nearby sink simultaneously after a hillbillies or mc donalds mcBreakfast a.k.a mc pukefest
Aww man, he did a backwards patrick and made a mess of the bog again, why the fuck does he eat that shit when he knows he'll end up wrecking the jax
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When you do something so insanely embarrassing, that you wish you were never born.
I got Patrick shwavy'd last night in the club
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St Patrick is the Patron Saint of Ireland
St Patrick was born about 390 in Britain. He was kidnapped around 406 and brought to Ireland as a slave. In approximately 412 he escaped and returned to Britain. later St Patrick returned to Ireland as a Bishop. He converted the Irish people to Christianity. St Patrick died about 462 in Co. Down. He is buried near Down Cathedral, Downpatrick
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