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One whom enjoys being pissed on by overweight women; similar to a pirate hunting a whale in the ocean, a puddle pirate is one who seeks out fat women for the free food she supplies and the overwhelming stench of her “squirt”.
Jeff is a puddle pirate, he loves getting owed on by fat bitches.
When everyone in the Cuddle puddle takes ruffalin and the first to wake up gets to cum on everyone.
Karl was the lucky one to awake from the cuddle puddle. So he proceeds to jerk off on everyone turning the cuddle puddle into a cummal puddle.
The log broke loose from the choker and 3 lumberjacks were puddled.
A state of lethargy that an individual resides in. Commonly associated with being thrown into a chaotic social life and burning out over time.
*Paul finds himself in a state of desperation and seeks help from his closest of friends: Rachel, Avery, Nate, and Alex.
Paul: Ohh golly, friends, I am so puddled after this long night of silly activities.
Rachel: *walks away*
*Paul diverts his complete attention to Avery*
Avery: Ohh biblically Paul, made you should take a hefty nap.
Nate & Alex: *in unison* Lets all go sleep together! I know you have been puddled!
A term commonly heard from by young hicks from parkhill Ontario. Puddled is used when teens plan to get absolutely interplanetary at any occasion fit for drinking. First used to talk about Ethan porters birthday puddled is very fun to say and it means you'll be getting fucked out of your tree.
"Are we getting slouched tonight?"~Carter
"Not a chance, were getting fucking puddled"~Andy
An entitled prick.
In reference to a stompy, steppy, boot-laden lad who, whilst in rainy conditions, walks callously to spite his ill-prepared pedestrain counterparts.
Michael, quit being such a puddle stepper!