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Is the piercing On ones Bottom lip, usually a deccision made by the owner to rebel against the perants because Mother or Father dont aproove of something.
That or they simply pierce there lip to be unique and stand out amongst a crowed of the same faces.
Boy: Dude did you see that girl at the K-Mart counter.
Girl: the one with the Lip Ring?
Boy: yeah that one, i know her shes Wicked awsome!!
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EXTREMELY stretched out butthole due to excessive anal sex.
Jim: I was bangin' this girl last night and man she had such a peach ring, my dick just slid right in.
Jay: Good thing i only let her give me head!
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A device designed to go around the base of an erect penis that prevents blood from returning from the penis and therefore helps an erection to last longer. Such a device can either be produced for this purpose and sold along other sex toys, or an object such as a hair scrunchie without metal can be use as a substitute. One must take care to not get the penis ring too tight around the penis, it should be light pressure and not painful.
Joe was amazing last night, since he was using the penis ring I bought.
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What is caused by consuming a large amount of chilli like substances.
Had a big chow on the chilli last night and look da fuck out, me got da ring stinga
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What happens to you after watching a certain movie trilogy one too many times.
Sir Ian can blow it out his ass. I am now Bored of the Rings.
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Ring King" for the NES started out as just an average boxing game. You begin by training for fighter in power, speed, and stamina. After that it's into the ring you go for your first round of good ol' button-mashing fisticuffs. And that's when it all starts to go downhill.
Whenever you get too close to your opponent, you start to hug up on each other real close and do a little dance. I like to think of this as their way of turning each other on before the real action begins. A little foreplay if you will. Well boys, it was a really well-fought (and well-danced) round, now what say you two head on over to your corners for
thought boxing was all about "the eye of the tiger" not the "one-eyed monster", but apparently I was wrong. In between rounds, both boxers are treated to a lil' wobble-gobble. I mean, there's really no other reason for those assistants to be down there, moving like that. Normally, the assistants will hold a bucket for the boxers to spit in or replace their mouthpieces or what have you. But no, these fellows have become the mouthpieces. I have a hard time believing that this was unintentionally sexual... it's downright blatant if you ask me. The censors must have been drinking pretty fucking heavily the day they let this one slip by. But I'm no ringside announcer by any means, so let's see what they make of the situation. - taken from i-mockery.com
this game is known for the infamous inbetween match antics
o my god what the hell are those trainers doing
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Alternate title for the steamy HBO sendup of George R Martin's beloved book Game of Thrones. The first in the sexy Songs of Fire and Ice series.
Jen: "What do you think of HBO's new series Game of Thrones?"
Andi: "You mearn Porn of the Rings? I love it!"
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