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You post something like "Just got a promotion at work, woo hoo!" and then after a bunch of people comment "Awesome! Congrats!!", you utilize the EDIT feature on Facebook to change your status to "My wife just told me she wants a divorce...FML!!"
Status-Swap: You post something like "Just got a promotion at work, woo hoo!" and then after a bunch of people comment "Awesome! Congrats!!", you utilize the EDIT feature on Facebook to change your status to "My wife just told me she wants a divorce...FML!!"
A state of intoxication so severe that not even walking home is an option.
Dude, steve was fucking cab status last night, he couldn't even walk so we had to put him in a cab to get home.
Its the amount of smegma you have
guy 1: Ayo whats your cheese status
guy 2: what does that mean
GTA 4's Equivalent to the Statue of Liberty. Also has by far the biggest easter egg in existance inside of the statue.
Dude i just saw the statue of liberty.
nah that was just Grand Theft Auto's statue of Happiness.
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When you basically roast everybody at your local basketball court.Hence, Jordan, referring to michael jordan.
Guy#1-Wow, you know that black guy yesterday at the basketball court?
Guy#2-the one that stole my bike?
Guy#1-uhhh no, the one with the triple double.
Guy#2-ohh yeahh, he was in Jordan Status!
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1. The act of backing up a friend's Facebook status, usually by request, either by liking or commenting on it, or both.
2. The act of liking/commenting on someone else's statuses in order to prompt them to like/comment on your statuses.
1. (To a friend) "Bro, I posted my status like two hours ago and no one's liked it. Give me a little status backup?"
"Yeah sure thing man, hakuna matata."
2. (Thinking to oneself) "Hmm, I bet if I comment on some of Jenna's statuses, she'll like some of mine and give me some status backup."
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A person of authority who can smell drugs easily; like a bloodhound.
The moment I walked into the door, my dad went all bloodhound status on me.
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