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The Tom Kite, or 'TK', is a variant of the Jägerbomb named after the celebrated golfer of the same name. The drink comprises two shots of vodka and Red Bull poured into a glass, followed by a shot of Jägermeister dropped into the mixture. The TK must then be chugged, not sipped.
Tell Mom I love her, Tom Kite just arrived. Shit just got real.
TK is in my veins! He's in my veins!
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Tom Penny (born April 13th 1977) is a professional skateboarder from Oxford, England.
He is very well known for his natural abilities in skateboarding. Tom has a very smooth, calm and almost effortless style of skateboarding that amazes anyone who watches.
He is currently on the Flip team along with other fellow pros such as Geoff Rowley and Rune Glifberg. His other sponsors include KR3W Clothing, Supra Footwear, Fury Trucks, Odessa Wristwear and Active Mailorder.
Tom has managed to stay out of the spotlight and big time fame of the skateboarding world, and for many years lived in St. Victor, France. He would rather be known as a legendary skateboarder, known for his style, and for breaking boundaries in street skateboarding, rather than someone who is overly commercialised such as Bam Margera and Ryan Sheckler.
Tom currently has a wife and a son (Nicholas) who was born in April 2003.
Skateboarding videos Tom Penny has appeared in:
- 411VM Issue 2 (Wheels of fortune) This was Tom's first international appearance
- Etnies: High Five
- Transworld: Uno
- Life in the Fast Lane
- Flip: Sorry
- Flip: Really Sorry
(And others)
Jimmy: Hey man did you see Tom Penny's contest run at Radlands?
Andrew: Yeah man, it's regarded as the best street contest run of all time.
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A person who will reduce themselves to doing absolutely ridiculous acts to avoid being labeled as a homosexual. These acts and publicity stunts do more damage to one's reputation than coming out of the closet would.
Tom Cruise danced around like a damn fool on the Oprah show, trying to convince us all that he just LOOOOVES Katie Holmes.
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When u don’t know the words to 8 mile rap battle
NICK: my boy future is an open tom
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A very outgoing mother who has already slept with most of the people that Tom is associated with.. and most of the town for that matter.
Tom's mom can be put into any sloganizer to get some pretty funny results such as "It's Quick, It's Easy, It's Tom's Mom"
Tom's mom can be used as a come-back to any person named Tom, and usually is a hit with the crowd. The phrase is rapidly becoming a popular thing to say even in conversations that dont involve anyone named Tom.
Scott: Who did you take to the movies last night?
Sean: Tom's Mom
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Tom Odell is a British singer-songwriter who rose to success after releasing the powerful single 'Another Love'. He is a very modest and down to earth guy and knows his way around the piano! NME also wrote shit about him in a review of his debut album 'Long Way Down', giving him 0 out of 10 stars.
"Have you heard One Direction's new song? OMFG it's liek the best song ever" - some mindless twat
"NO, but I have heard of Tom Odell, he writes his own music, did you know people could do that these days?" - me
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Tom Sewell is the leader of the National Socialist Network of Australia and currently a political prisoner writing Mein Kampf v.2
Hail Victory!
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