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When you are famous and you did something wrong and want to apologize you go on a series of podcasts and explain a lot of stuff to them basically you talk shit with them so you would not get hated
I've done something wrong i should make Apology tour
What most celebrities and professional athletes have to embark upon after disgracing their families, co-workers, etc. for very bad personal decisions. Standouts include sleeping with the nanny or crashing your car while on a cocktail of fentanyl and cocaine. Playbook calls for an immediate retreat to a treatment center where you emerge 30 days later with a bible in hand.
This year’s #1 NFL draft pick was missing from society for 30 days, until last Tuesday when he emerged from Our Lady of Miraculous Recovery Treatment Center, bible in hand. Beginning his apology tour, he stepped up to the podium he began to thank those that helped him and was truly sorry for those he hurt during his recent car crash (high on cocaine) with the half-dressed nanny in the passenger seat.
2 Mexicans in a bar fighting over the last shot of warm Tequila.
I would have ordered a drink at the bar but the bartender was splitting a Mexican Tour Guide.
(n). Almost exclusively limited to the rich and/or famous, the farewell tour refers to the media circus that occurs when a celebrity passes away. Recent examples include Michael Jackson and Sen. Edward Kennedy. For the event to truly be considered a farewell tour, the corpse must lay in state somewhere for a short time, then be moved at least once, either to lay in state elsewhere or, ultimately to their viewing and/or funeral service. It is customary for large groups of mourners heretofore unknown by the deceased and family to flock to the stops along the way in an effort to catch a little "contact fame"...
Hey, Michael Jackson's in town for his farewell tour. That guy was HUGE! Wanna go pay our respects?
Type of guy to break you heart and laugh about it afterwards
“Why are you crying”
“Cause toure did what he usually dose”
Toure is one particularly racist ass nigga, and is a mega coon.
For example: "Omg this dude is such a toure!!" Meaning hes racist and a coon.
1. An amazing tour featuring just Alice Cooper and Rob Zombie. Without Alice Cooper there would be no Rob Zombie.
2. Rob Zombie is a great Crowd pleasing performance where as Alice Cooper is more of drama and killing on stage.
The Grewsome Twosome Tour was a badass experence.