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final stones tour

n. Any once-in-a-lifetime event that will be repeated and repeated ad nauseum.

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Have we heard the last of this impeachment thing?

No way. It’s a final stones tour.

by gnostic3 February 13, 2020


In depth room tour

To give someone a tour of your room then have fun in bed and watch a show after

She told me she would give me a in depth room tour and it was very fun

by 9_dry February 15, 2022


Toure Johnson

A real racist prick that likes to hang around asian guys but hes black. He also is a master gaslighter, extremely homophobic. Does not want his girlfriend to have she/they pronouns. He loves fighting and his a master anime weeb. He does not know taekwondo.

Bro this dude Toure Johnson is such a prick bastard!

by ToureIsABastard March 19, 2022


slap on the tour bus

Getting pussy on the tour bus

Slap on the tour bus: We’re getting slapped on the tour bus.

by SoSerene October 28, 2017


tour pillow

A term touring musicians use to refer to girls in different towns that they can hook up with.

I've got a tour pillows in New York, Miami, and Philadelphia.

by FuckTanner November 16, 2017


Farewell tour

(n). Almost exclusively limited to the rich and/or famous, the farewell tour refers to the media circus that occurs when a celebrity passes away. Recent examples include Michael Jackson and Sen. Edward Kennedy. For the event to truly be considered a farewell tour, the corpse must lay in state somewhere for a short time, then be moved at least once, either to lay in state elsewhere or, ultimately to their viewing and/or funeral service. It is customary for large groups of mourners heretofore unknown by the deceased and family to flock to the stops along the way in an effort to catch a little "contact fame"...

Hey, Michael Jackson's in town for his farewell tour. That guy was HUGE! Wanna go pay our respects?

by pm1960 August 29, 2009


Mexican Tour Guide

2 Mexicans in a bar fighting over the last shot of warm Tequila.

I would have ordered a drink at the bar but the bartender was splitting a Mexican Tour Guide.

by SquamLakeGuy July 13, 2011