n. Any once-in-a-lifetime event that will be repeated and repeated ad nauseum.
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Have we heard the last of this impeachment thing?
No way. It’s a final stones tour.
To give someone a tour of your room then have fun in bed and watch a show after
She told me she would give me a in depth room tour and it was very fun
A real racist prick that likes to hang around asian guys but hes black. He also is a master gaslighter, extremely homophobic. Does not want his girlfriend to have she/they pronouns. He loves fighting and his a master anime weeb. He does not know taekwondo.
Bro this dude Toure Johnson is such a prick bastard!
Slap on the tour bus: We’re getting slapped on the tour bus.
A term touring musicians use to refer to girls in different towns that they can hook up with.
I've got a tour pillows in New York, Miami, and Philadelphia.
(n). Almost exclusively limited to the rich and/or famous, the farewell tour refers to the media circus that occurs when a celebrity passes away. Recent examples include Michael Jackson and Sen. Edward Kennedy. For the event to truly be considered a farewell tour, the corpse must lay in state somewhere for a short time, then be moved at least once, either to lay in state elsewhere or, ultimately to their viewing and/or funeral service. It is customary for large groups of mourners heretofore unknown by the deceased and family to flock to the stops along the way in an effort to catch a little "contact fame"...
Hey, Michael Jackson's in town for his farewell tour. That guy was HUGE! Wanna go pay our respects?
2 Mexicans in a bar fighting over the last shot of warm Tequila.
I would have ordered a drink at the bar but the bartender was splitting a Mexican Tour Guide.