two per

two pair, as defined by Nelly's lyrics.

I need me two per of Nike's Air Force Ones

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Two timing

Taking 2 people to prom!

Tasha: omg! Did you hear Rachel is taking Simon AND ed to prom

Ruby: WHAT she’s so two timing

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two-shot

(a.k.a. "2-shot")
Any camera shot that is framed for two people; usually medium from the waist up. Two-shots are often used over-the-shoulder and reverse to cover a conversation between two people.

Okay Robson, set up a two-shot and let's make it snappy! We're losing the light and I wanna hit the In-N-Out before "Lost".

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Two-face

What most people are. Like really. If everybody walked around saying what they really thought shit wouldn't get done!

Dude 1: That's a lovely new dress Mrs. Beaufort.
Mrs. Beaufort: Why thank you!
Dude 1: **whispers** Makes you look like a whale you fat cow.
Dude 2: Dude, you are such a two-face.
Dude 1: It's true!

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two times

Commonly added to fuck you up, or to an open hand for five. Popularized by Buggin' Out in the movie Do The Right Thing.

1. Fuck you up two times!
2. Two times, man.

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at twos and threes

In a troubling or worrisome situation.

"The world's at twos and threes!"

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two deep

The insertion of the pinky finger of a party A, up to the second knuckle, into the rectal orifice of a party B.

Patti went two deep on Tim.

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