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A stan twitter term used to describe a performer at an award show or event that you’re not interested in
Bebe Rexha is performing at the VMAs??? Oh that’s a bathroom break.
The act of telling a man or woman that you need to go to the bathroom, even if you don't, in an attempt to get away from them, ideally for the rest of the evening.
I thought I'd be going home with the chick I met at the club, but I never saw her again after she bathroomed me.
When a drunk bitch approaches another drunk bitch in the bathroom and instantly best friends her.
I bathroomed that bitch, and didn’t even mean to.
A man/woman who constantly has sex in a bathroom.
bob: dudeee i just did the bathroom pleaser across the hall.
joe: how was it man?
bob: i am pleased
When you're really really really really really really really really really really really really have to go to the bathroom but someone's in it
Don't you hate it when someone is in the bathroom and you really have to go the bathroom inconvenience bathroom
1. V. When a person spends an insane amount of time in the restroom, such as 2 hours
2. V. When a person is constantly going back and forth to and from the restroom, shitting every time they are in
3. N. In short, diahrrea
My guy, that is a profound and inexcusable amount of bathroom-going you're doing. I don't fucking care if you can't stop shitting, do it outside so you're not the only one in there shitting.
When a man gets out of the shower in the morning and wraps his towel around his waist to continue his morning activities.
I got outta the shower this morning and threw on a bathroom kilt before I shaved.