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CHAOTIC DICKHEAD

Best describes the organisational structure of someone with ADHD at any given moment

"Barry's been carrying on like a chaotic dickhead. He's been trying to call me with the phone he just lost while going through a McDonald's drive-thru, to ask me about my opinion on light bulbs. The light bulbs are for a performance-piece protest. We spoke about the number plate of the car in front."

by Shamrock McGuinness June 14, 2021


Dickheadness

The inner dickhead within that some people choose to shelter from the world.

Just release your dickheadness.”

by Cumrain November 20, 2022


Dickheadness

Dickheadness is the quality or state of being a dickhead

That guys dickheadness is going to become infectious and make other people dickheads too just like him.

by SikKidd81 July 23, 2020


straight cut dickhead

1. One who wants to massively fuck you over and see you suffering in exams, life etc. Gets a sense of schadenfreude, without caring what other say, no matter what.
2. Self-assured person who has cultivated being a dick to the highest level.

That teacher is a straight cut dickhead, none of his exam questions can be answered from his notes, and he makes us spend 3 months learning irrelevant bs in class.

by TopFrag December 29, 2018


Dooly Dickhead

An arrogant and egotistical asshole that is completely unaware of his own stupidity or actions.

Dude 1:"I asked that dude to turn down his speaker system like ten times but he keeps turning them back up."
Dude 2: "man he is such a dooly dickhead."

by Zandigas November 19, 2017


Retarded Dickhead

A word used to offend someone or insult someone. Aimed at people who refuse to give a fuck in an important situation, are simply rude for no reason at all, etc.

Little Timmy "Can I get a candy bar? Please??"

Rude Person "No."

Little Timmy "Retarded Dickhead."

by Ineedsomehead July 25, 2024


Cousin Dickhead

That one cousin who your parents always compare you to because they are more successful than you.

Your cousin dickhead doesn't play video games, he's to busying learning how to do accounting.

by Spiderwikipeida June 3, 2024