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When you spin with a discus at fast as u can and throw it as hard as u can at a babies face, let it bounce off, than catch it
Me: dude, that cock-a-doodle discus last night was so fun. It kinda turns me on too.
Stranger: who tf are you get away from me and my family
A cuck who loudly and obnoxiously defends women on the internet when there is no cause to do so. Also can be used as an insult to cucks when you don't wish to engage with them directly.
1. I made a joke about women and John started yelling and overreacting so I kicked him straight in his cuck-a-doodle-do cock.
2. So you're on this woman's side when she's clearly in the wrong? Cuck-a-doodle-do!
Fuckle doodle doo is the sexual act of waking someone up by either fucking them or shoving ones dick into their partners mouth. For a woman fuckle doodle doo is waking a male up with a blowjob or by sitting on their face suffocating them with their pussy.
Yesterday I was woken up with a fuckle doodle doo.
Its a typ=e of cake that goves u type 2 diabetes. Lol
Oops she go shaka doodle cakes
Cock'o doodle doo when a hen starts singing at 4:30 am while people are sleeping.
The hen has sing when they arrested Jesus this cock'o doodle doo sent a message to one of his companies.
When the rooster days of strutting around with an unclipped beak filling up the hatcheries from banging defenseless hens are over. It's when the bachelor flocks anal pecking causes a lot more than explosive diarrhea. It's when the promiscuous days start to take their toll and the rooster begins to whoop Faecal droppings uncontrollably creating a cheap ass comedy act which causes embarrassment and feather staining.
Dr Chook: "If you're going to allow Giffer into the house, you'd have to start putting him in nappies"
Delaware: "Nappies!, why do they have chicken nappies?"
Dr Chook: "Of course they do, there's many colours to choose from. They're reusable and you can just drop the poo into your garden"
Delaware: "Great, I shall buy him nappies". "He likes to come in and lay on the couch and play fortnite, eat all our food, he even invites his canine friend Tom and they both snuggle up together in bed, at least i don't have to worry about picking up trails of droppings". "He actually entertains us with his lame jokes that all end with Cock-a-doodle-poo"
Dr Chook: "They have purple nappies with bling on sale at the Chookmedclinic if your're interested"
Delaware: "Thanks, I'll go check them out later"
Referring to the words a girl uses for when she sees a huge penis.
*Guy whips out penis*
Jessica: Cock-a-doodle-damn thats a big cock!!!