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When a woman says she is cold and a man shits on her chest to keep her warm
Her: Baby, im cold
Him: Do you want an eskimo pie?
Her: oh yes please that will warm me up
When two biological brothers cream pie the same hole during the same session.
"I've never slept with brothers before, are you guys down to Eskimo pie me?"
"This chick was such a freak that she asked me and my brother to Eskimo pie her ass."
When you and your friend have sex with the same guy, that makes you Eskimo sisters which makes the guy your ESKIMO DADDY
Scarlett had sex with Liam.
Adriana had sex with Liam.
That makes Liam their Eskimo daddy.
When two girls are giving you a blow job and their noses rub together
The other day I was involved in a threesome, as I looked down the girls were giving me Eskimo BJ
A female who wears revealing clothing no matter how cold the weather may be.
Mini skirt in winter? Eskimo hoe...
When you and a buddy wank off to the same person. Derived from Eskimo siblings.
Brian and I are Eskimo step-siblings through Michael from HR
When you poop in a condom, then tie it off and freeze it turning it into a delightful frozen turd dildo.
I heard Tracy got a frosty orgasm from her Eskimo wand Dave made her for Valentine's Day.