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master tard

A Tard who ownes all other tards

That guy is a tard and is owned by that master tard

by D C August 18, 2006

12๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


jiz master

A master of jiz. The male in a polygamous marriage. Any dude with 10 or more kids.

The jiz master lived in Utah.

by Bang Bang Nick Lange May 16, 2006

51๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


gizz master

a girl who loves swallowing cum

Mary is such a gizz master

by beat a dick December 16, 2002

23๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Master Sword

The final blade obtained by "The Hero," Link in the Legend of Zelda games. Naturally, it is the most powerful sword in the game. Video game fans often nickname their supposedly large penis "The Master Sword."

Nerd with a nasally voice:
"Hey gurl, snort, U wanna touch teh Master Sword? If U think U can properly wield it, of course, snort, snort, hehehehe."

by Doodleedoo<3 January 30, 2009

66๐Ÿ‘ 30๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dungeon Master

Also known as the DM, the Dungeon master is the one man/woman who comands the entire universe of a Dungeons and Dragons campain. They set out all the interactions and what-not that that the Players experiance. All NPCs and monsters and even the gods of the world, are all under the comand of the mighty DM. The only thing not under the control, and incidentaly what mainly makes D&D what it is, are the dice. Lady luck plays her hand on every roll of those hallowed shapes, though there is still rule 0, which alows for the DM to change any rule held in the books at any time. Though nobody plays with people who are like that, they always get shunned back into their closets if they atempt to "play god" and make the Player's lives a living hell. After all, the whole point of the DM is to make the players have fun and get togeather, rather than sit at home and play on the computer all day.

I saw a realy good episode of "Dexter's lab" where Dexter was a horrable, death-dealing Dungeon Master, but Deedee came and saved the day with her feespirit gameplay.

by Nogohoho October 17, 2003

79๐Ÿ‘ 37๐Ÿ‘Ž


cunt master

someone who has total control over all cunts.

In our town Jamie was the cunt master. I wish I was the cunt master.

by konrad and christian April 9, 2006

43๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


Trim Master

One who has mastered the art of pulling "trim".

A very skilled and talented individual who has the uncanny ability to get the ladies.

Hey, did you see Nick pulling all those bitches last night?
Yeah I did, that guy is the Trim Master! I'd cut off both my hands for one of his.

by akimrb November 5, 2010

41๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž