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When military aggression is chosen over any form of rational negotiation when dealing with an enemy
While to some history majors the Crusades were an incomprehensible exercise in futility, to others it is a sword over pen solution to our religious differences
When a fucker (usually a guy) fucks another guy (fuckee) in the ass and the top of his dick comes out his mouth. The fuckee tries to pull at the dick but to little prevail, it just gets harder.
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In Greece putting your thumb between your index and your middle finger and making a fist indicates discontent (similar to a middle finger), but symbolizes that man fucking the recipient in the ass. On an average day that would be a small penis, but not when its a sword in the stone!
Jakob was complaining about his throat hurting so i gave him the sword in the stone. That ended that.
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Have you seen that video with the horse and that guy?
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A new lovely way to say penis.
Put your cylindrical love sword in my triangular prism of love.
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s sword that will cut ur magic spells in half in world of warcraft stan used it to kill the character that had no life in south park the greatest show alive
stan use the sword of a thousand truths against that person who has no life
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One of my favorite anime's that ALWAYS gets crapped on by all these dumb hatters who spend their days sitting on couch getting fat and trolling on urban dictionary. *coughs* Anyways, its about a bunch of ppl who get trapped in an mmo vr video game and if you die in the game you die in real life and you have to beat the game to get out alive.
me: i love Sword Art Online
person: omg dude get a life
me: no you, go die in a fricken hole you piece of trash
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when you fuck a girl who is a virgin and yet still get a STD
Wow that girl last night was 1 Double Sided Sword
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Noun: Sword of legendary proportions. Used by the mightiest mightors to slay the most mighty of mights. Found on Cutlery Corner, sold from someone's basement by a man with a bad accent and matching mustache.
And with this amazing deal, that you will never see ever again, this is crazy, we are going to throw in, at no extra charge, the Sword of Solomon, limited time only!!!
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