To blow marijuana smoke on a tree trunk
dudeee lets go water those trees over there with our new stash. Watering a tree.
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A girl you danced with at the club who is at least two feet taller than you.
A: How was the girl that you danced with?
B: Dude, the tree girl? I had a fun time grinding her knees.
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A common tree in the Northeast that when in bloom it has the awkward smell of semen. College campuses, particularly in Pennsylvania, are covered with these trees making it a standing joke at all universities to walk outside and smell the Jizzum Trees.
Welcome, parents, to Millersville University. It may smell like sex is in the air but I assure you it is not your 18 year old daughters getting a Moose Knuckle for the fist time. It is only the Jizzum Trees in full bloom.
Right this way is the school Dining Hall....
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A mythical brand of beer popular in the 1960s. It never existed, but it sure was good!
Wish I had me a Tree Frog Beer to suck on right now!
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(adjective) riding and doing tricks on a skateboard deck that has been hung from a tree with a bungee or rope over a body of water, like a river.
Did you go tree surfing today?
Renee and Truman did some crazy tricks while tree surfing today.
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When you're about to watch 100 pornhub videos. Usually when you're about to blow a huge load
friend 1: bruh i'm bout to plant a tree today.
friend 2: yeah, go green!
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This phrase is only used in absolutely necessary situations because it is the greatest insult and you will be sent to vegan jail.
Big Jam: Whoah! Is that a vegan in a tree!!1!
Aadit (the vegan): *goes to vegan jail*
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