anagram of the word mother in law
Man 1:My woman hitler is being a bitch today
Man 2:Who?
Man 1:Mother in Law = PMS
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A woman that is beautiful and that you have a crush on, and you suspect she likes you also, you have lots of things in common, and your world has suddenly changed.
I meet this amazing woman the other day, she is so hot, I think I want to marry her.
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A selfish woman has the idea that everything revolves around them
Most selfish woman are uneducated, lazy and dependent on her parents.
They could never survive without the help of men.
It's a proven fact.
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Schizophrenia that happens in the kitchen. When one (usually a woman) has hallucinations inside the kitchen of others cooking
person one: "Have you seen that uncle ben's bistro commercial that aired on the television last night? It showed a woman hearing a kitchen inside her microwave!"
person two: "yeah, thats messed up, then a hand came out of her microwave giving her crappy microwave rice"
person one: "that woman must have had woman schizophrenia"
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An aggressive, rude and curt woman who seems very man-like and often picks on women who are more feminine or soft spoken (and sometimes smaller than her). usually seen walking around in long strides, dressed in 3 piece suits. (Not to be mistaken with a bitch who can often be quite feminine)
That penis woman! She screamed at me to get of the way, spat on my Jimmy choos, mocked my fabulous poncho and stole my cab! I'm going for a facial.
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a woman who is loosing hair at a very young age. May have a shiny head where her hair used to be. Usually has their hair cut in a "senior citizen" (very short) way as to disguise their balding.
Person 1: Hanna is a bald woman at such a young age. Check out that Senior citizen haircut to cover it up.
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G-Woman, like g-man, is the shortening of 'Government-Woman' it is a word used to describe a special agent of the FBI or other such law enforcement agency.
from x-files
Mulder:How you probably couldn't afford that nice, new suede coat on a G-Woman's salary. (refering to Scully and the small salary she makes as a gov't woman)
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