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1)An imaginary friend for adults who are not very social and believe that if they talk to the sky someone will listen to their sad sorrows

2)Leader of uncircumsized jews who was sacrificed for trying to get them laid

1)God is an imaginary friend to the socail retards in our society

2)According to my bible, God was an uncircummsized jew...who wanted to help his friends get laid then got nailed to the cross

by jess December 16, 2004

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On god

Typically used for expressing the seriousness and/or truthfulness of a statement or action.

On god I won’t hit you. ON GOD I won’t hit you.”

“He really said that?” “On god.”

by -Willowpop09- June 4, 2022


God

He is wonderful ,glorious , majesty ,creator and many more he created you he loves you repent he is coming soon

God is real

by Ellechelle July 9, 2018


God

Dog backwords

My god backwards pissed on a tree.

by depressed kid in the corner December 7, 2016


God

Harry edward styles.

Did u see god in a dress on a vogue cover??!
Oh yea, he fucking rocked it.

by Harrystylespinktoothbrush April 1, 2022


God

Morgan Freeman

"… I am God. God does not exist without me." Quote by Morgan Freeman

by Rosie302 December 12, 2018


God

Haylee Pincho

Haylee Pincho is god, and Axl there is no denying it

by arrowhp February 24, 2019