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1. (Plural Noun) Bruised, broken, or aching hands from punching, slapping, and generally hitting a desk out of anger. It is a sign of a devout gamer.
“Ouch, I’ve got a serious case of gamer hands”
A sexual act involving manual stimulation via hand(s) wherein multiple parties are involved in said stimulation.
Chip: I sat between Jill and Beth at dinner last night and they decided to stack hands under the table!
Parker: Gross! Jill passed me a piece of bread!
Chip: Sorry Parker, there was probably jizz on that bread...
Parker: I KNOW!!!!
When your hands cramp up due to holding pan handles. Most likely to occur when a large amount of orders come in.
My hands hurt so much from all the dishes I prepared while working sauté tonight at work. I may have to go to the doctor and tell him about my sauté hands.
the hand that usually ends up cradling your balls at night while sleeping.
My wife did not appreciate when I carressed her face in the morning with my ball hand.
when you stick your finger in a guys butt hole or a girl with stank pussy and your hands smell like the swamp.
When Garrett fingered the girl at the dance, he had swamp hands.
Unwashed hands after holding your pecker while taking a piss. 98% of men currently walking around have this defect.
Doug left the men's room to return to his dinner date with pecker hand.
Act of stimulating female body with the hand of a mannequin
Bro! She was so nasty I went mannequin hands on her