h-town

the city of houston, texas. home to beyonce knowles who is in the pop group destiny's child.

oh shit beyonce is so fine, i want me some of that.

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Walsall (Town)

A shitty town located within the West Midlands. This place is reknowned for having chavy drug dealer lads and slagly hooker looking females. Most of the individuals that live here smell like alcohol, shit and drugs. Most people within Walsall have no teeth, it is said that the girls of this town suck up to 20 random guys off a week. Most individuals lose there virginity at the age of 9 here

"Bro, don't go to Walsall (Town) the place smells of drugs and alcohol and everyone there stinks"

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Lucky Town

That place you go to when you have consumed all of the imported beer, and are left with nothing to drink but the cheap stuff (ie, Lucky Lager).

Named for the Springsteen song which proclaims:

I'm going down to Lucky Town
Down to Lucky Town
I'm gonna lose these blues I've found
Down in Lucky Town

It should be noted that Lucky Town is more a state of mind (and drunkeness) than it is an actual place, although it could be argued that the back of the refridgerator (where Lucky Lager traditionally resides) is Lucky Town.

Sheen: "Dude, where are you going? We're all out of green-bottle beer."

Llibs (Returning from the fridge with a couple of Lucky Lagers): "I'm going down to Lucky Town."

Sheen (Nodding his head knowingly): "Things are about to get ugly."

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Shit Town

a place where evrything is shit, usually found out in BFE

There's hardly anything for a single man to do in this town. This place is Shit Town.

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ta town

Yet another abreviation for Wichita, KS; much like 'ICT' or 'the 316.' A blatent but terrific rip off of 'Chi town.'

So what's happenin in ta town tonight?

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Brown Town

Where I took your mother last night. Aka stick it in her pooper

I got your mom super drunk so she let me take her to brown town

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boy's town

An area of Chicago, Illinois that is officially THE gayest neighborhood. It can be considered a neighborhood even though it spans over a couple of established neighborhoods. Lots of gay couples live there, and there are lots of gay bars and such.

Most people don't know that Clark and Belmont is in Boy's Town, but it becomes obvious when you see the owners of all the antique shops on Belmont.

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