What cereal SHOULD have been called.
Scientist: "I, the great scientist Craig Cereal, have just invented this delicious new breakfast dish! I shall name it Cereal after myself so everyone will think of me when they eat it!"
Smarter scientist: "That doesn't even make sense! That clearly should be called 'breakfast soup' you narcissistic bastard"
A kitchen sink of soapy water with sharp knives hiding in its depths.
Darling, can you wash the dishes? No problem love.
Arghhh I've cut myself. You didn't tell me it was knife soup!!!
When you are ill and somehow manage to have a combination of constipation and diarreah that comes out in quick blasts that are reloaded when you think you are done and stand up from the toilet.
I had to call in sick to work today, Shotgun Soup was on the menu.
Used when in agreement with someone else, as an affirmation.
Synonyms:
- Totally
- Same
- Totes magotes
Example:
"Hey I really like polar bears."
"Loop soup."
A slang term commonly used in the Portland rocker scene during the '10s meant to describe those with a lack of guts/limp member.
That thing when you jerk off into a girls mouth and then she spits the cum into another girl's asshole and that girl farts that out back onto you.
I gave that bitch some wookie soup. Bitches love wookie soup.
That one kid that likes BBC and thinks that head with no teeth is better than head with teeth and they usually have huge ass cocks.
That one kid Watermelon Soup always is finger banging my mom