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uncut, moderate length, sensitive head, perfect frenulum, NO SMEGMA!! properly and regularly jelqed, condom on 24/7.
me: bruh stop messing with your penis!
pea man: its NOT my penis!! its my pee-pee weiner!
A disease where you have horrible skin- If being specific, you have a zit/pimple near your forehead.
Person 1: Jesus, I have a zit near my forehead..
Person 2: Oh well did you hang out or sit near Cassandra?
Person 1: Yeah why?
Person 2: She probably gave you the Cassandra Weiner Disease.
Person 1: Oh whats that?
Person 2: Its when you have a zit on your forehead, you can get it if you get close to her.
to apply hot sauce to the penis and then fuck someone in the ass
"I'm going to pick up some hot sauce so we can have a hot weiner salad for dinner." Yum!
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someone who sell german weiners at like a little mobile cart in the street.
They have to be wearing a white hat, a red and white striped apron and have a big moustache.
also used to describe someone who says "tackilish" whilst being tickle attacked by their best friend.
"you're such a german weiner geiner!"
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An over-the-shoulder devise used by an oversized man that shoots Fairbury hotdogs to distracted Husker fans at Nebraska sporting events.
"Der weiner schlinger has got to go!"
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The smell at Q2 stadium in Austin, TX when the wind changes and you smell TLoc's Sonoran hot dogs.
Oooo wee! The Breeze off the Weiner got me hungry!
gaining a weiner cousin through your wife while married
My wife cheated on me so many times that I have no idea how many illegitimate weiner cousins I have.