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A clunge that is out of action (due to a monthly period) and wearing a sanitary towel or panty liner.
Alex: Did you give her some last night?
Matt: Nah mate, I don't like clunge on toast.
When a guy farts really bad while sitting on a vinyl cafe booth and the gas escapes to the front of his crotch.
Holy crap man, I just toasted almonds!
The act of 2 or more males gathering naked in a circle. Placing bread/toast in the middle. The male participants must then begin to pleasure themselves until the point of ejaculation. Once the final participant has ejaculated on the bread/toast. He must then eat the bread/toast.
I'm always in the mood for a game of lint toast. Only if I'm not the last guy to ejaculate.
A person who after hearing a toast proceeds to add his/her own toast before drinking. This is rude and annoying. If you want to say a toast just wait for your turn.
Man1: "I would like to drink this for our children!"
(everybody but one person drinks up)
Grandma: "Yeah, and I wish that these children grow up as good and loving as we did..."
Man2: "Haha, grandma is such a toast hijacker!"
When you vomit upon your and your partner's genitals during intercourse.
He performed the old "beans and toast" with her last night and then needed a towel.
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This is the most erotic, pleasurable act a man can receive. It will leave you speechless.
First lather and cream a moist Brooklyn bagel in clench worthy avocado. Then it's the main act. Insert ones women slayer (penis) into the drenched bagel. It can only get wetter from here... Once ejaculation arrives smother the bagel and enjoy your breakfast.
Tawanda: Guess what happened last night.
Greg: What?...
Tawanda: I caught a stranger in my house avocado toasting.
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close buddies, best pals, etc. Like "two peas in a pod" or some other random tree-hugging crap like that.
Bob and Sara have been a couple forever. It seems like for as long as I can remember, they've been tight as toast.
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