Ugly Cute

1. When you think somebody’s cute but you know your friends or acquaintances will disagree
2. So ugly that they’re cute because they tried

Girl look at the boy that just slid on me, he Ugly Cute with his little 213 followers

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Morbidly ugly

A take on morbidly obese but only used for extremely ugly people.

Person 1: Dude, your girlfriend is morbidly ugly
Person 2: Yer i know man....i think i better get her to the doctors.

OMG...that person was morbidly ugly!

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You’re Ugly

The ultimate insult to one’s appearance that mankind is capable of pulling off. One that its victim can do nothing but accept as the person who said it breaks out in a Texan dance.

Engineer: And another thing? You’re ugly.
Sniper: (fucking dies)
Engineer: *starts dancing* Yippee ki yaa he yay kyaaaah kayo!

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ugly as shit

When someone is fucking ugly. Everyone knows they are ugly and they know they are ugly.

Max Danner is ugly as shit.

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Ugly Banana

An elongated, taper-ended turd, often curved, resembling a banana.

"That's one ugly banana!"

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ugly clam

The way a gay guy describes himself when he believes other gay men find him to be as repulsive as a dirty vagina.

Gay guy 1: I tried to hit on this hot guy yesterday and he turned me down. I feel like such an ugly clam.

Gay guy 2: Don't say that! Vaginas are so gross and you are beautiful.

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ugly stick

1)A weapon or tool used to bludgeon a person's face to make them look rather questionable.
2)A person who looks so incredibly offensive that you think that they had to have been beaten to look that bad

1)Good God man, have you seen Katie lately? She looks like she got a little too friendly with an ugly stick.
2)Okay Katie must have taken quite the tumble from the top of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down because THAT IS JUST DISGUSTING.

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