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Your local Meijer department store. No bus route stops, and is located near the upscale suburbs. Poor minorities are just a thing of the past when you shop at Meijer.
Door dings are a thing of the past now that we shop at Meijer. Aka white people Walmart.
when youre running around the mall and shitting everywhere but cant control the stream that is coming out of dat booty. but then it stops and you get abducted by chinese dragons. and then the dragons buy you stomach juice at walmart.
guy1 - what did you do last night?
guy2 - i was just boolin like a straight white asian alien walmart employee
Mexicans are just the Walmart version of Italians
A woman who walks around and her bra and dollar store pajamas usually has three kids taken away from CPS
The type of song that would be in an average Walmart commercial.
Do you actually like Thunder by Imagine Dragons? That fucking Walmart Song?
The type of song that would be in a Walmart commercial, often being generic and safe.
You actually like Thunder by Imagine Dragons? That fucking Walmart Song? Really?
Literally just so i can get a mug with that on it
Ima buy a mug that says "i got this mug from Walmart"