Wax Paper Pact

A mutual agreement, or unwritten rule, between bros. It states that if a situation presents it's self that a girl needs to be double teamed, they will take the extra time to slip a piece of wax paper between each others ball sack to avoid friction and gayness. Also see Wax Pappered.

Derek- Dude, this chick says she wants to be tag teamed.

Shane- Alright. But we have to remember the Wax Paper Pact

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Eating pussy on wax

When an R&B singer comes out with an overly done and cheesy I am in love with you song that is targeted at the female audience and Top 40 radio play. These singers make it sound like they only love one women when you know they are trying to hit anything that moves.

-"Did you hear Usher's new song?"
-"Yeah, the way he was saying he loves that girl was basically eating pussy on wax."

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hood wax taco

It's the act of having sex with a girl with her ass on the hood of your car or truck. The next day when everything dries, you can see the "taco" outline on the hood.

Eric banged Sara on the hood of his Jeep. The next day I saw the hood wax taco and made this definition.

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Double Dutch Waxing

Similar to the double dutch rudder however, instead of masturbating the two guys are waxing their chests. Each man has the waxing strips on his chest and they pull the strips off each other at the same time.

Man #1: Dude I want to go to the beach but I've got too much hair on my chest.

Man #2: Same here man but I feel like I would never want to wax it or shave it myself.

Man #1: We could always do some double dutch waxing.

Man #2: Really man, you'd do that for me?

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wax-o-maniac

1. In the surfing world, a guy or girl who loves keeping that really thick 3 inches coat of wax on his/her surfboard.

2. Alternatively, a woman (or a man as well!) who does a waxing job more than often).

1. Dude, I spend $10 every week on wax. I think I'm a wax-o-maniac!

2. Stella is absolutely wax-o-maniac, she has a brazilian every tuesdays and fridays!

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waxing your puppy

to masturbate or jerk off

Ethans mom caught him waxing his puppy!

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Hot Wax Dart

(noun) A forceful, high-velocity shot of semen, typically pressurized by a long-term buildup resulting from:

1. Infrequent tug sessions

2. Denial of sex or

3. Inconclusive vaginal/ oral copulation

Sex-starved for months, Carlos finally bedded Vanessa. After twelve seconds of furious thrusting a painful spike in his ball-pressure erupted, firing a deadly Hot Wax Dart directly into Vanessa's cervix
....and therefore scoring a Balls-eye.

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