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Asssh Wednesday is when Ash Wednesday falls on Valentine's Day and you pull your cock out of her ass and make the sign of the cross on her forehead.
I totally gave that Catholic chick an Asssh Wednesday, right on top of where the priest did today.
When you're having a particularly weird day, not exclusively a Wednesday, Wednesday is in the phrase because it is notoriously known as the weirdest day.
Shout out to Amy Kinley who is probably experiencing an oddball Wednesday.
*person having a weird day*
"I'm having such an oddball Wednesday"
"I know! It has been weird"
the need to keep your anger down mid week, so that you don't kill your co workers.
The doctor, angered by the repetitive questions asked by his staff, took a deep breath, said "its low rage Wednesday" smiled, and walked back in the exam room.
When you go out on a Wednesday and end up drinking more than you probably should have. Part of you feels like it was not necessary but it was, otherwise you would have waited until at least Thursday.
Sometimes written (Un)necessary Wednesday.
Kate: I am so hungover. How did dinner last night turn into drinking until 1am?
Tamara: It was Unnecessary Wednesday!
1. That one friend that always seems to be obsessing over that game none of your other friends has ever actually played but for some reason they always want you to play it. It's not even your type of game. They just don't want to spoil it for you because it "Has such an interesting plot twist".
2. When somebody is excited about your school half days.
"Y'know, Jess is being a real Wednesday today. Like seriously, what even is OMORI?"
"Guys guys guys! We can watch Swango stream today! It's our favourite half-day, Wednesday!"
The one girl from Addams Family everyone thinks they are after watching the Netflix show though previously not knowing her existence.
Girl : OMG! I remind myself of Wednesday!
Boy : Oh yeah! The one day which everyone hates cause it shows the progress of the whole week which no one wants to know and is very disappointing and depressing to experience? Definitely sounds like you.