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Receiving an extra sloppy wet blowjob or rug munching from an obese person.
I took a chance on a chubby at the bar and before I left the parking lot she was already giving me a slobbery walrus.
A slang used by horny zoophile rapists to refer to condoms.
Mr. Horse: So, rubber nipples, huh?
*Thonking*
Mr. Horse: No, Sir, i don't think i have any use for rubber nipples!
*realization*
Mr. Horse: But, i'll tell you what, though...
Mr. Horse: Do you have any rubber walrus protectors?
*pulls out an abducted walrus he has been keeping as a sex slave, whilst grabbing on his tuft of hair and swinging it across like a bell*
Walrus: call the poleeeeeeece.....
The Walrus Thrust is an economic term coined by Swiss Economist Fredrick Binzeggar. It describes a situation when commodities prices have reached their floor and it takes a large amount of effort to move prices, much like the amount of effort needed for walruses to move their immense weight. This is similar to the use of animal terms used in economics such as the dead cat bounce and the slippery eel
After the dead cat bounce, oil prices have been experiencing a long period of slippery eels and will require a walrus thrust in order to normalize.
on wednesday when a fat guy hops on top of you and screams while he punctures your hole
last night i had the wednesday walrus
Derrogatory word to a black person.
That nigga ran like a damn cape walrus.
When you bring a fat girl home drunk, and then she gets on top of you when you wake up.
these bacon bits are gonna turn me into a walrus surprise