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A term used to describe post (male) masturbatory tissues that have been used to wipe up their ejaculate and then been left laying around so long the tissues have solidified.
The term comes from the British slang wank meaning to masturbate and the British term for potato chips (crisps)
I went into Brandons room last night and was absolutely appalled to find that he had wankers crisps littered all around his bedside.
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the offcial latin terminology adopted by the vatican to identify the lowly chav. lol. burberrious wankerous is the latin for "lowlife shit eating pikey". use it wisely, unless surrounded by chavs... they won't comprehend...
Thou art a foul member of the family "burberrious wankerous". Go away and stop pestering me, lowly dole scum.
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Sores on one's genitals from excessive and/or vigorous masturbation. A play on words from the more commonly known canker sore.
Why are you walking funny?
I stayed up all night masturbating and the wanker sores are killing me!
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Defined by the overly aggressive wrist action exhibited whilst mixing a protein drink after a gym session, the Gym Wanker is demonstrating to as larger audience as possible how hard the workout was and how strong the burn
Chris is a proper Gym Wanker, standing in the office after a lunch session getting his shake on...
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A term popularised by the T.V series, "The Inbetweeners" - A wanker who uses the bus because they can't afford to use a car.
Joe said "Oi, look at them, Bus Wankers!"
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1. An exceptionally rude or inconsiderate person.
2. A profane expletive, used especially when one has hurt oneself.
1. That arse-wanker just ran over my cat, and then kept driving!
2. Ah, arse-wanker! I just stubbed my toe!
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an individual that often consumes salad.
hey that tom kid is such a salad wanker
i know he lives on a ford too
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