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Fair Weather Fan:
Aint: "I'm as die hard as you can get"
Aint: "Remember when we were delusional enough to think team could win in 4 or 5"
Aint: "Fucking fairweather fan my fucking ass"
Fuck saying temperature anymore! IT'S THE 21 CENTERY NIGGA NOBODY TAKES A FUCKING TEMPERATURE BITCH! YOU CHECK THE MOTHER FUCKING BODY WEATHER!
Hey man I think I need to check my temperature. FUCK YOU BITCH IT'S BODY WEATHER!
Very bad and stormy weather that would normally prohibit physical activity but due to the will of the Whitney Young student body, prohibits nothing
Girl: Are you sure you have to go to practice? The weather is bad.
Guy: Chill baby. This ain’t nothing but Dolphin Weather.
The acceptable weather specifications under which shorts are permitted to be worn by males. The regulations in particular state that under no circumstances should shorts be worn in sub-freezing temperatures of below 32 degrees Fahrenheit, or 0 degrees Celsius. Weather conditions (rain, snow, etc.) are irrelevant.
Male 1: "Dude there's a shit ton of snow outside but I forgot to do my laundry, all I have are shorts."
Female 1: "You're gonna freeze to death if you don't find some pants."
Male 2: "Don't worry dude it's 33 degrees, still Shorts Weather."
Male 1: "Thank god."
When the weather feels perfect for a good old fashion bender. Bender weather comes in all seasons but Fall hits a little different.
Stepped outside to feel the bender weather, time to get a case of beer.
Glue that are always more than one wheter or not the mode of transport allows it.
There go the weather glues, no thought for travel laws
Weather ranging from very hot to freezing cold depending on where the sun is shining. This is commonly seen during transitional seasons such as autumn and spring.
Bea: Holy Moly, I'm so glad the sun is out. It is absolutely Moon weather in Chicago today.
Doris: I have no idea what that means.
Bea: Read a damn book, Doris!