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noun: A condition caused by the munchies, making all food look delicious. Like beer goggles, but ends in diarrhea instead of gonorrhea
Like beer goggles, but with nasty food instead of ugly people
Guy 1. I can't believe I ate that month old potato salad. It sounded so good last night, but I woke up with the worse diarrhea.
Guy 2. Gotta watch out for those weed goggles. They'll get you everytime.
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An individual who purchases bulk quantities of marijuana and is liberal in his sharing. A Weed communist is often repaid in cigarettes, lifts to 24/7 fast food outlets (where an individual who has benefited from the weed communist's generosity will buy his meal) and by the labour of his subjects (rehydration of the bong, rolling of joints ect). A weed communist also has right to determine smoking order, venue (often close to the weed communist's residence) and concentration of marijuana within the mix.
Daniel: Hey man wanna get high tonight?
Jack: Yeah, love to man but im broke at the moment.
Daniel: No worries dude, its on me.
Jack: Thanks heaps man, you're such a weed communist.
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when a woman with a promiscuous disposition shows her breasts in order to obtain marijuana and then displays the drug victoriously only to be stolen out of her hand by (male) individuals moving unfathomably fast. The resulting marijuana taken from the skank is 'boob weed.'
'took the boob weed right out of that bitches hand'
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Weed that smells very strong, makes the whole room smell like weed even if you didn’t smoke it yet.
“That skunk weed made my room stink! Even my neighbors could smell it”
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This is some skank weed! I've smoked four bowls and I don't feel shit.
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Someone who smokes marijuana and masturbates, often at the same time.
Scott: Today i met this guy in rehab. He told me about that he's addicted to pot and jacking off.
Eli: Oh, so he's a Weed Wacker?
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Someone who loves one of the best things on earth
Oh man ,since last year I became a weed lover
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