wet pillow

The act of ejaculating into someone's hair while they sleep.

Al just gave Austin a wet pillow, it was awesome

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Wet Socket

A slutty female. An easy lay. Requires little more than attention to drop them panties.

I hear the new girl in accounting is a wet socket. I'm going to ask her to get a drink after work. I'll let you smell my fingers tomorrow braaaaahhhh.

Wetted Up

knife shanked wet up Bladed

That young lad got wetted up while getting robbed by the elders

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dick wetness

The penis becomes moist and oversaturated due to stimulation

Ayo................ DICK WETNESS!

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Wet Wendy

Similar to a "Wet Willy," instead of using saliva to stick in the victim's ear, the appropriate body fluid for the Wet Wendy is female or male cum.

After I soaked my finger in my vagina, I went over to Mark and gave him a wet wendy.

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Wet Burp

Verb; Something you do when vomiting is in your near future. Often due to extreme intoxication.

Right before Jamiroquai turned into a faucet he had the foulest wet burp I’ve ever heard.

That Sounded Wet

A common warning in today's vernacular. When one wishes to inform a mate, cohabitant, fellow bus rider, etc. that based on the distinct sound of their fart, that it is likely they have crapped their trousers. The degree of shit introduced to said trousers can range from just a smudge in the ass crack to full on crime scene. Further studies may develop a strong correlation between the sound of wetness in the fart to the amount of dump in the drawers.

Bill: Fires off a thunderous, but wet-sounding fart. (Probably shit himself a bit)
John: "That sounded wet, bro..."