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A version of "What the Fuck?" used when the real phrase is either inappropriate and/or insufficient to show how surprised/annoyed you are. After all, whales don't fly.
--> usually used when you can't believe what a curve-ball life just threw you.
1)
-Teacher: "Okay, hand in your essays."
-Students: "You didn't assign any essay..."
-Teacher: "What? I told 2nd period, so you should have known. Turn them in please."
-Students: "Whales That Fly?????"
2)
*you try to take cell phone out of pocket but it accidentally falls and the screen cracks*
-You: "Ugh! Whales That Fly."
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When a man is about to orgasm, he shouts at the top of his lungs "AWOOOOO" and proceeds to jump into a pool as he climaxes
Christy: How was your date last night?
Amanda: Amazing! He did the sperm whale so we didn't have to clean up!
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Word used to describe people called Beth.
Person #1: Yo! Did you see the new girl called Beth?
Person #2: you mean beached whale?
Person #1: ya, her.
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an activity in which someone who met a person by getting their number off the sand participates
I'm up in Minocqua, wanna come do some 13 whaling?
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An extremely fat woman's gunt.
Check out that fat chicks whale tongue....its hanging down to her knees....friggin nasty
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Anyone woman that you know is well over 300 pounds just by first glance.
A woman that is so fat that you are willing to pay to get one of your friends to sleep with her.
"hey bill did you see mike's new girlfriend, that fat bitch is on whale status!"
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