Word used to describe people called Beth.
Person #1: Yo! Did you see the new girl called Beth?
Person #2: you mean beached whale?
Person #1: ya, her.
A fat slob, usually with a bald head.
Oi, whale slob why can’t you find the cranberry sauce?
Couch whale is the defender of the basement they never sleep, they only wait. They start out as a basement troll but grow into a couch whale by being introduce to a couch that they like. They never leave the couch once they have turn, couch whales never part with there couch
Zach the couch whales watches over the basement trolls as they sleep
an activity in which someone who met a person by getting their number off the sand participates
I'm up in Minocqua, wanna come do some 13 whaling?
"Dude do you know that girl Jamie?"
"Ah yea she's such a whale dork!"
An extremely fat woman's gunt.
Check out that fat chicks whale tongue....its hanging down to her knees....friggin nasty
Baby, most people flog the dolphin, but with me you have to flog the whale