"Did you bring the medicines?"
"No."
"What? Why?"
"i forgor"
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A dreadful year long research project on any subject of your choice given to 8th children at Palms Middle School in Los Angeles. Requires 1 full length book, 2 business letter replies, 2 interviews, 2 news paper articles, 2 magazine articles, 2 creative sources, and A LOT more, just too much to remember. It's horrible and ruins the whole school year and requires many all nighters. 560 points total. Its horriibbllleee
Guy1: "Hey what are you doing for your I-Search?"
Guy2: "I'm doing mine on In n Out Burgers"
Guy1: " HAHAHA what the hell?!?. How are you gonna find a book and magazine and newspaper stuff for that?"
Guy2: "SHIT!!!! WHAt?!? now she decides to tell we need all of that. But it doesn't matter, Im Asian."
People who are partial to Macs or Apple products. They always find a reason why Macs are better than PC's and never seem to shut-up about this topic. Most people just block i-Holes out but i-Holes keep talking about why you need to switch to apple products.
i-Hole: The new MacBook is coming out with OSX Tiger Shark Delta on it. It is totally going to destroy PC's...I am so excited! You really need to buy one cause PC's suck.
Normal Person: Thats great, will you stfu now?
the tumblr way of saying you are quite saddened but are not actually crying.
i cant reblog this meme...i cri
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When you imagine 2 people would be good together in a relationship, so therefore you "ship" them.
"I ship Andrew and Claire".
"OMG, I totally ship Chris and Taryn".
"Jessie and Steven? I ship it".
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literally the funniest thing ever for people with a ruined sense of humor
"help my humor has deteriorated so much that 'i caca' is funny now"
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