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Baby wipes are so beautiful if you see some you want to shove it in your bra. The smell makes your cleavage smell like sardines. P.s it turns your cleavage a funny colour (yellow) which is so beautiful. My friends all like to smell my boobs once I have done it. Sometimes I use them to wipe my babies sick off the carpet so it is convenient to have a stash in your bra. My baby is starting a new diet today which is baby wipes blended with his poo also it drinks baby wipe juice mixed with almond milk and a hint of vanilla essence. My baby’s bum hole is not as sore as it used to be because it is touching the baby wipe moisture every second of the day. Ps if the baby projectiles all over you just slap it and there you go you have red bottoms.
Baby wipes are the answers to life
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An article of clothing, usually your partners shirt, used to clean up your donger after sex.
I used a cock wipe to clean myself up.
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"Excuse me sir, but I have wiped your pony."
"Excuse me sir, but can I wipe your pony?"
"Excuse me sir, but could you please wipe my pony?"
"Excuse me sir, but I believe that was a Pony Wipe."
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wet wipe for wiping ones knob after sex
can you pass me a knob wipe please!!!!
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An asswipe used to wipe your puberty hair. See "asswipe" and see "puberty hair".
Damn that pubic-wipe has is all dirty now that you used it to wipe your puberty hair!
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A horrific sex act where the victim is tied to the bed (or where ever you want them) and continuously whipped and beaten. After that the person craps all over the victim and proceed to steamroll them. Then, the person forces the victim to vomit into a bowl. Now you take a knife and cut them so they bleed into the bowl. Now you crap in the bowl and use this liquid as anal lube. Where you use this liquid to rape them as hard as humanly possible. You repeat this until the victim goes totally mentally insane. Once they go insane, dump them in the dumpster and repeat.
In going to Mind wipe your child
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Cock wipe. This is what you do if you take a nasty shit but then you realize that there is no toilet paper to be found anywhere in the bathroom. It should be regarded as a last resort, and unlike what is suggested in example 2, an assisted cock wipe is NOT okay.
1) Shit, there isn't any toilet paper left...I better just do a cock wipe.
5 minutes later...shit, i have a tiny dick.
2) Guy 1: DuDe! Do you have any toilet paper in your bathroom?
Guy 2: (coming into the bathroom) Nah man, I got you covered though.
Guy 1: WHOA?!? what are you doing? Are you gay???
Guy 2: No, don't worry, it's just an assisted cock wipe.
3) Guy 1: You don't have any toilet paper in your whole house???
Guy 2: Nope, that's wasteful. I'm eco-friendly.
Guy 3: Huh?
Guy 2: Cock wipes.
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