A known sexual predator or pedophile
He just got out of prison... He's a cream wizard.
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High-level consulting executive engaged in life saving manual data entry. Other tasks include taking invaluable meeting minutes, preparing pointless "strategic" documents, and irrelevent endless internet surfing.
Top Data Wizards include: Big Poppa Pump, J-Weezy, Boust, The Dr., CEO Zim, PPD IB, Mo Money Pete
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A slut that has got fucked so many times her pussy hangs like a wizards sleeve.
"Hello my name is Nicola McKenzie and I have a wizards sleeve! I first got raped in Blackburn train station".
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n. also Gandalf's Beard. A very hairy meat pie, where the lips appear to continue down the legs a lot further than normal due to copious amounts of hair.
"It took me ages to reach the beef curtains; I had to wrestle with her wizard's beard first"
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βHey did you see that Beef Wizard at the bar?β
βOh you mean Piper?β
βYeah, same thingβ
The designated person/persons at a frat party who monitors and distributes the beer to party goers (sometimes from behind a pedestal). Usually that asshole who asks "who do you know here?".
"The beer wizard asked me what the Capitol of North Carolina was and I couldn't think of it! No beer for me."
"Two beers please Mr. Beer Wizard."
the one who summons and distributes beer at college party's
"yo where's the beer wizard at?"
"bro, they're over there, summoning it as we speak"