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Work Demon

The state of being when you're working up a storm and won't stop until you're finished. Almost as if being possessed by a demon.

Granny: He's got the Work Demon on him. He won't stop! He's chopped wood, mowed the lawn , and weeded the garden already!

by Nateson Richardman September 9, 2016


work coma

When you've been working so much you miss out on pop culture references.

Dude, what's all this "winning" stuff that Charlie Sheen has been saying? I've been in a total work coma for the last few weeks.

by Defyna April 16, 2011


Work Rape

This definition applies to government employees and poor treatment of it's employees.

When the employer viciously assaults you with the metaphorical sandpaper dildo that is being forced to work long shifts, pay out the ass for medical care and does not allow you to have any days off. Work Rape may also take the form of not acting on a contract they had already approved. This is not to be confused with the lesser violation, Work Molestation where they add a little courtesy spit and allow you 8 hours between shifts. The employer truly does not understand, that no means no.

John "I've been working for 14 days straight, 14!!!!" Tim "The employer isn't done Work Raping you yet, i'm on day 27!!"

Greg "I pay $30 a year for health insurance" Sam "Im being Work Raped by paying over$1000 a month!! The worst part is, I have other insurance but can not opt out of the Work Rape!!! There is truly no escape from the sandpaper wrath of the employer"

by Flat Randy July 30, 2017


gloves work

(quote) - Phrase OJ Simpson uttered while appointed to President Joe Biden's cabinet as COVID-19 safety constant under Dr. Fauci. Mr. Simpson was considered for the position to increase public awareness of strategies to stop spread of COVID-19.

Did you see the public service announcement about gloves w masks? it's called "gloves work" ?

Oh thats very informative! Glad that Biden has chosen to keep us safe!!!๐Ÿ˜Š Who is the face of this project?

OJ Simpson of course!! He is a true believer. ๐Ÿงค

by $lapaho February 7, 2021


Work Reentry

The first few hours and in severe cases the entire day after returning to work from vacation. Symptons include acute depression, anxiety, and in severe cases panic attacks and an uncontrollable urge to run.

My hunny and I just got back from Aruba and I have work reentry so bad I am ready to puke.

by DrHerbie June 1, 2010


Work Dump

Simply a dump at work. The only two logical reasons someone would ever take a dump at work is because it's a total fucking emergency or your boss is a total dick and you just want to be paid for sitting on the toilet.

Guy 1: Hey boss I just took a 45 minute work dump, that's like 7 bucks just to wipe my ass.
Boss: I hope you get hemorrhoids you dick.

by Mr.nj April 12, 2016

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Work Homie

A person you hangout with at work, but never speak to outside of work.

Brandon to Miguel. '' Hey did you invite Omar to the party? '' Miguel to Brandon '' Naw Omars a Work Homie''

by Greenfiend March 14, 2010