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something that many, many people would like to tell people
"Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Month," said little Jimmy "Damn, little Jimmy, you need to chill out," said his bully, getting out the gasoline and matches."
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National Smack your ex girls ass day. Tickle her
Yooo bro it’s national Smack your ex girls ass day
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June 9th is the day of each year that every man (or person with both a dick and an ass), who also posesses a female significant other, sends her a picture of their dick and ass. It can be separate, or together, but both the dick and ass must be photographed and sent on this day, if mentioned.
GF; "Hey babe, do you know what day it is?"
BF; "Yea, it's June 9th. What's so special about it?"
GF; "Today is June 9th, "Send your Girlfriend pictures of your Dick and Ass Day""
BF; "Well, shit, let me get to taking pictures then!"
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To make someone’s ass so wet it remind you of underwater cabbage
“I wanna kelp your ass so bad tonight” said Tom
When a negative though disturbs your self worth or makes you feel so shitty you wish you didn't exist
What's wrong? Demon bit your ass?
touching the glass of your car when you go over railroad tracks
whyd you touch the windshield
“touch the glass save your ass motherfucker”
Making fun of someone the wrong way
A - "I'm just poking your ass"