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Lead singer in The Tragic Thrills. Very beautiful. It has also been concluded that he is Jesus.
Person: "Do you know who Zach Porter is?"
Me: "Oh, you mean Jesus? Yeah."
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The most retarded person you have ever seen. Often called “a fucking Jew” due to his abnormally large nose, he has crippling social anxiety that has been piling up for years, but the recent act of his legal guardians, to not allow him to go out with his friends to see Avengers: Endgame, was the last straw. He has had enough and WILL shoot up the school.........
P.S....don’t come to school tomorrow..
Look at that Zach Niewolny kid over there, can’t even watch Endgame
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A quarterback drafted by the Jets who sucks a lot of asscheeks.
Zach Wilson sucks
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Hot Jewish renaissance man. Zach Braff had quietly made audiences laugh on NBC's hilarious Scrubs until the release of Garden State, a film for which he wrote the screenplay for, starred in, directed himself in and produce the soundtrack for...all to critical acclaim (he's won a Grammy, an Independent Spirit Award, a National Board of Review award, and a Chicago Film Critics Association award). He's been dating Mandy Moore for some time.
Did you see him do that illusion on Ellen? Man, Zach Braff can do it all!
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The coolest, most layed back guy you know. Zach is always ready for a party but is usually cool with relaxing too. Definition of a socialite, insightful, some times a man whore, but always fun. Zachs are more than likely amazing people who are sometimes stubborn but get what they want.
zach noble, cool, socialite, insight, man whore, awesome
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A legend for at an award ceremony televised schoolwide, getting everyone including the principal to A-town stomp.
OSS son, fuckin zach says do the atown stomp, hes a fuckin legend
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A Zach farton is a kid who always has bad grades,gets suspended more than once by a fat girl and an amazing uncle how loves him very much... but also he touches himself a lot
Dude your being a Zach farton rn stop
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