a unicorn that has had the unfortunate fate of been bitten by a zombie resulting in death and then reanimation.
made famous by John and Hank Green on the YouTube channel Vlogbrothers 2.0
zombie "urrrrrrrrrrgh brains"
Unicorn "neigh"
Zombie "nom nom nom"
Zombie Unicorn "neigh brains"
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A Retail Slave who has been working too many hours, can barely move, is brain dead, and has a glassy look in their eyes. Retail Zombie is usually at epidemic proportions during sales, special store events, and the entire month of December.
I just found Michael barely concious in the breakroom, the Super Sale wiped him out, he's got Retail Zombie bad.
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The planned tactics and procedures one will take in preparation to and/or in the event of the zombie apocalypse.
(zombie gnawing on corpse)
Steve: I bet that guy wishes he'd devised and followed a zombie plan.
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1.One who listens religiously or semi-religiously to Frank Zappa. Comes from the Mothers of Invention song, Zomby Woof.
2. One who takes part in illegal sexual activities. i.e. rape
Wow! Do you hear that music. That guy must be a total zomby woof.
I saw some zomby woof prowling around the park last night.
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A company that is considered too important to allow to go bankrupt, and ends up sucking on the lifeblood of the United States (aka its money). Members of zombie companies are permitted to take bonuses of any size, thus contributing to the general blood sucking.
"AIG used to be an egg. Now its hatched and has become a zombie company."
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When one comes in a girls eyes without her concent and forces her to move about the room blinded with both of her hands outstretched and moans like a zombie while searching for a towel.
I gave that bitch a white zombie, but when she was looking for a towel she triped and fell out the third story window and died brutally. Ha.
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Anyone who purchases a pair of pre-ripped jeans has a serious social problem. Anyone who refuses to cut through the clothing section in wal-mart to reach the food aisles in fear of being spotted and wrongly accused of shopping for clothes at wal-mart (anyone who regularly wears abercrombie shit rags) has a very serious social disorder. Get in school, learn to play an instrument, pick up a sport... do anything besides waste your time trying to fit in with the other assholes. NO, not everyone who wears abercrombie is a peice of shit... just about 90% of them.
There are two reasons to not shop at abercrombie:
1. You look like all the other frat assholes.
2. It's retarded to spend money on that shit that isnt worth it.
abercrombie zombie is a retarded word to describe people who wear that shit
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