Random
Source Code
Random
A Canadian Friend is someone that looks after you and is concerned about your well being- unlike an American friend, who makes fun of you
Person 1: My friend is such a Canadian friend to me.
Person 2: Lucky! I wish I had a Canadian friend. All I have are American friends!
6👍 1👎
During Sexual Intercourse, A woman sticks her one of her tits into the mans asshole, and reaches around and jacks you off at the same time.
Man, I jus got Canadian Backjacked.
5👍 2👎
You lay a girl down in the middle of the floor naked in spread eagle position. A group of men form v formation and proceed to take a running start diving over her and shitting on her in mid-air. For full effect everyone make a honking sound.
Me and my buddies pulled a Canadian Gaggle on your mom last night.
5👍 2👎
The act of filling a woman's vagina with maple syrup and then having sex with her.
Holy shit she let you give her a canadian horseshoe?!
6👍 2👎
the act of masterbating with your hand on your cock backwards.
Yo man i got bored of masterbating so i tried reverse canadian yesterday. Greatesr choice ever.
14👍 7👎
when a very lonely girl freezes a water bottle solid and cuts the ice cube out. then, using the cube as a dildoshe begins to masturbate with it. as she gets into it, her vaginal juices freeze and the ice dildo is frozen in her snatch, resulting in either a hot shower or in worst cases a very embarrassing trip to the doctor.
person a: Dude! u hear about the girl that gave herself a Canadian freeze!?
person b: ya!! i hear she was doing it on camera to send to her boyfriend!
Person b: damn, if i was the guy id get the hell out of that crazies life
7👍 3👎
To go without underwear. Sometimes meaning to wear no layer of underwear beneath a pair of long underwear or stockings/nylons. Also "going commando" or "free-balling." Used in areas of the United States.
"Hey bro, I've used up all my underwear and haven't done the laundry yet. Can I borrow yours?"
"No way. You're going Canadian today."
8👍 3👎